‘A backstop is forever not just for Christmas’
‘I dreamt we woke up from this nightmare’
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‘The UK wants to know if we’re doing concessions for Black Friday’
‘I sometimes wonder how we ever managed without a trade deal with Oklahoma’
‘We’re going to lose all the sovereignty we were told we didn’t have’
‘It started raining so they sent everyone home’
‘Objects in mirror are closer than they appear’
'What if Project Fear turns out to have been Project Wild Optimisn after all?'
'I warned him not to stare too long at the world's tallest statue'
Christ the Redeemer statue covers its face
‘We’re stockpiling drugs — mainly antidepressants’
‘He’s washed his hands of Britain and dried them with one of his products made in Singapore’
‘Some of us are plotting to say nasty things about Theresa May’